i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Dignity is for republicans.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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