was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
