my soul wont recognize me after tonight
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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