doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize
