You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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