Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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