u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
