i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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