I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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