So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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