i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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