Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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