in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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