right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
