Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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