You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Two words: blizzard sex
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