my mouth tastes like poor choices
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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