HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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