we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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