good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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