When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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