better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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