he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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