im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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