Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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