I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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