Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In America we eat man semen.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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