the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
