Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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