Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I can't turn off my feet"
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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