it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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