no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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