Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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