When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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