I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
