she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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