So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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