I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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