I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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