just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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