just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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