This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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