Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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