I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
