I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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