very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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