I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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