Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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