The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
