bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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