12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You did what with his pubic hair?
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