on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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