just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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