It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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