dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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