Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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