Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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